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Join Date: Apr 2005
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((ok I'm still learning at this, let me see))
Time-Rider appears from out of nowhere through a time door having just began his time traveling career a few months ago his time. Instantly he sees a bus in flames and a man who appears to be wearing a black disco outfit from the 70's walking a way.
Time-Rider calls out,"Hey buddy is there anything I can do to help out". Zod exclaims, "You can die or worship me! Your choice"
Time-Rider: Hey buddy you ain't from around here are you?
Zod: No I am from the planet Krypton, and you?
Time-Rider: I'm from Tennessee.
Zod:Planet Tennessee? Do all citizens of this planet speak as strangely as you?
Time-Rider: What do you mean strangely? What, you mean my country ascent?
Bored with the conversation Zod punches Time-Rider sending him flying through 5 parked cars, a skyscraper out the other side, and lands in the arms of a large statue of Davey Crockett in a nearby park. Luckily Time-Rider is made of tough stuff so he will survive, but the shock of the blow will leave him unconscious for at least 10 minutes, but when he gets up, boy is he going to be steamed! __________________
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