Here's something that might make you laugh. A little something called:
HOW TRUE
God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."
God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?"
Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose,
I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."
God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe? "
Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat." __________________
I was thinking the same, Dangerous, what if you can't swim or the cyclers get tangled in their bikes. I think this was done in Germany. What a lawsuit waiting to happen if it was here. But still it's funny.
Posted: 06 Oct 2008 02:47
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yea, it sounded german... __________________
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008 12:19
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Posted: 06 Oct 2008 14:30
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That's hilarious. That one guy on the left played Jethro Bodine in the Beverly Hillbillies movie.
I don't think I'd ever try to make it through airport security with a metal plate in my head. I'd just stick to driving. I do anyway for that matter. I hate heights. __________________
I'd normally feel sorry that level of embarrassment too but there was something the mix of the whacko wobble before the fall and the inability of the news team being unable to stop laughing.
It's just funny funny stuff. __________________
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Posted: 09 Oct 2008 01:17 Last Edited By: Tim
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I guess it depends on how it hits you. Most of the time it's hard for me to laugh at a girl in distress unless it's a evil girl. __________________
I was thinking the same, Dangerous, what if you can't swim or the cyclers get tangled in their bikes. I think this was done in Germany. What a lawsuit waiting to happen if it was here. But still it's funny.
