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SupermanTV.net Forum / Superman / General Discussion / Need a Laugh??

Posted:  19 Jan 2009 18:37
ok, so we've all heard the "Chuck Norris" jokes, but i just found something just as good...

Mr. McMahon's "Reality Checks"!!!

* Mr. McMahon once spanked Shane as a child. Four states away, the doctor who delivered Shane eight years prior started crying.

* Mr. McMahon doesn’t “dial” phone numbers; he orders the numbers to pull together and dial themselves.

* “Stone Cold” Steve Austin has been dubbed the “Texas Rattlesnake.” Mr. McMahon has the other 49 states covered – as well as Canada and Puerto Rico.

* McMahon = Triple word score in Scrabble, plus 50 points for using all your letters.

* If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, it’s because Mr. McMahon fired the tree and anyone in the vicinity.

* The “Voices” Randy Orton hears in his head are Mr. McMahon’s.
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(ones done by fans)

*Mr. McMahon doesn't hire a worker for his lawn, he fires his lawnmower, and the grass mows itself.

*Mr. Macmahon once ate a bowl of alphabet soup but the soup was so awed by his presence it turned all to O's.
(Ooooooooooo)

*Mr. McMahon ain’t afraid of no ghosts. Ghosts are afraid of Mr. McMahon.

*Mr. McMahon trumps rock, paper and scissors.

*For his role in the Academy Award winning Gladiator, Russell Crowe followed Mr. McMahon around for three years attempting to capture his essence.

*Someone once gave Mr. McMahon a penny for his thoughts. They owed him $4.3 million.

*Ted Turner raises cattle. Mr. McMahon raises Legends.

*Mr. McMahon can’t be in two places at once, but only because of a court order.

*Mr. McMahon doesn’t “spend time” with you; that privilege is on your dime.

Source: WWE Universe
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Posted:  21 Jan 2009 21:53
Remember this commercial??  It makes me laugh everytime I think of it.

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Posted:  19 Feb 2009 21:49
I think until new episodes come back, we need some laughs.  So...




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Posted:  19 Feb 2009 22:29
Dog gone youtube acting up on me. Can't get the video to play.
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Posted:  24 Feb 2009 04:20   Last Edited By: dharvey1031
YouTube is hard to figure sometimes, I'll let Abbott & Costello do the math!


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The Bible is so powerful. It's not to be left on your shelf. It's to outline even the simplest scriptures that can mean so much in building yourself up.

"I am God's workmanship." (Ephesians 2:10)

"I have been redeemed and forgiven." (Colossians 1:14)

"I am the salt and the light of the earth." (Matthew 5:13-14)

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Posted:  24 Feb 2009 15:35
I love that skit. I've got a bunch of Abbott and Costello movies on DVD
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Posted:  25 Feb 2009 05:23





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Posted:  25 Feb 2009 15:39
I like the sign on the kid that says do not feed.
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Posted:  12 Mar 2009 05:52
Here's a good one.


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Posted:  12 Mar 2009 15:45
Funny!
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Posted:  13 Mar 2009 20:01
Lex Luthor asking the U.S. Government for a bailout!!!

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Posted:  26 Mar 2009 21:19   Last Edited By: Mattro

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Posted:  27 Mar 2009 21:13
speaking of the abbott/costello math trick, here's another one (i may have already put it up, iono...)



but my favorite abbott/costello routine...the best baseball team ever! (that would be: Who's on first, What's on second and I dunno's on third...lol)


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Posted:  28 Mar 2009 19:12
I think I post abbott and costello routines over and over again. They never wear out though. Good simple clean fun, yet very inventive, and ingenious those guys.
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Posted:  28 Mar 2009 20:10
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I think I post abbott and costello routines over and over again. They never wear out though. Good simple clean fun, yet very inventive, and ingenious those guys.


haha, amen on that one!!! =D

the five original kings of comedy: moe, larry, curly, abbott, and costello!!!
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Posted:  31 Mar 2009 14:59   Last Edited By: Tim
Bob Knight, Rick Pitino, Mike Krzyzewski, and Roy Williams , the basketball coaches vs Metallica. It's an ad for Guitar Hero


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Posted:  01 Apr 2009 08:59

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Posted:  01 Apr 2009 19:05
Slapstick, using a football as a deadly weapon. I love that.
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Posted:  09 Apr 2009 20:00
Watch Ernie's reaction to this kid as he sings a gospel song. There's a reason they say never work with children or animals.



Oh and for a bit of trivia. Ernie Ford guest starred on the I Love Lucy show at least a couple of times and of course that brings us to Superman George Reeves who also made a guest appearance on I Love Lucy.
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Posted:  10 Apr 2009 19:42
Dean Martin & "Tennessee" Ernie Ford
What makes it funny is the obvious play on words.

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Posted:  11 Apr 2009 05:21   Last Edited By: Mattro
Nutty Professor Dinner And Fart Scene.  (Embedding was disabled.  Sorry.)




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Posted:  16 Apr 2009 21:41

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Posted:  18 Apr 2009 00:10
cock-a-doodle-dooooo!!!!



holy sh*t!!! literally!!!


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Posted:  10 May 2009 19:41

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Posted:  13 May 2009 08:19
here's two that are really hilarious!!



this one may be a little on the gross side, but funny has heck though!!


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Posted:  28 May 2009 09:28
This Daffy Duck/Porky Pig cartoon will make you laugh your butt off.

Porky Pig`s Feat

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Posted:  28 May 2009 15:12

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Posted:  30 Jun 2009 15:07





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Posted:  30 Jun 2009 20:09
here's a family guy clip that was banned on tv...now i will warn you, stewie does say the f word, but it's only once.


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Posted:  02 Jul 2009 18:34
Bad news, hornboy.  The Family Guy video is gone.  But never fear.  I found it again and here it is!  A reminder:

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now i will warn you, stewie does say the f word, but it's only once.



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